If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor
Sometimes you need to remind yourself that you were the one who carried you through the heartache. You are the one who sits with the cold body on the shower floor, and picks it up. You are the one who feeds it, who clothes it, who tucks it into bed, and you should be proud of that. Having the strength to take care of yourself when everyone around you is trying to bleed you dry, that is the strongest thing in the universe.
I absolutely needed to read that.
Arthur is separated from his men and meets a friendly beast. It’s so trusting that he doesn’t have the heart to kill it. /o/
Oh my god, this is so cute. I bet he hunts for food for Arthur and drops dead carcasses by his feet hopefully. Three days later, a bemused Arthur will find himself on a throne made of sticks.
Oh my god oh my god oh my god I just finished a tour when these wee angels appeared at the booth, and my boss kept trying to get my attention but I had to keep yelling “just a minute” because these wee honey buns were too adorable and FLUFFY. the dude was like “yeah, so many beautiful girls come over to talk to me because of these” and I completely blanked him and his cringeyness because THESE SWEET PEAS ARE THE LOVELIEST THINGS I’VE EVER MET. I WANT TWENTY. I’ve never been affectionate, or a dog person, but I was literally cuddling one of them. I’m in love. Help.